Dear Boss.. Dear Life…

this note i dedicated for myself, to manage my managerial skill soon… so then, i will not read this passage with poker-smile..
  • When you take a long time, you’re slow.
  • When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
  • When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
  • When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
  • When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
  • When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
  • When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
  • When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
  • When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
  • When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
  • When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
  • When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
  • When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.
  • When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
  • When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
  • When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
  • When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
  • When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
  • When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
  • When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
  • When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
  • When your boss applies for leave, it ‘s because he’s overworked.

source : cool attachment